Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

How do you punish an electrician? Kill his family.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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