- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ecks! why zee?

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

vagina, hehehehehehehe

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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