- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A man made a sandwich.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

What's funnier than 24? 25

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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