- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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