"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Woman's Rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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