What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Your Mom.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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