- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

1+1 =? Too

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

I lost my tractor.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Two english guys meet at work

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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