Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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