- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Hi? No!!!!!

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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