How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Fiats

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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