why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Sure, if my waifu aproves, hell, the more the hornier. CONDOMS? ARE YOU INSANE? CONDOMS ARE FOR PUSSIES... ..:WHIIIIIICH sorta makes sense so okay, my for a moment I thought you where not gonna go trough with this... Nah just kidding, I already got you, now if you want to break free I am gonna be like "MEH!" So, uh, you shaven or not? Please dont be "trimmed", sometimes it just looks like a pussy with a mustachio, thats bullshit.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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