- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

I never asked for this.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

vbh

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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