- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

how do you confuse a blond?

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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