Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

This sentence is false.

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

Not Steve Jobs

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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