- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

Hi Jacob You cool

Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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