Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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Anti Joke

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