Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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