Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Roses are red, Violets are purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

hey bill!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

wood cant chuck wood

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a black priest? Father

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Samantha

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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