What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A midget walks under a bar

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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