Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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You smell like shit

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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