Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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