What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Women.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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