A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

The Game.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Zach Barlow

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Colby Michael Schluter

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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