Zach Barlow

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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