Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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#scabbers

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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