why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Civil Rights.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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