How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Guess what? Holocaust

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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I'm off to my tank guys!

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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