- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

(This is a joke made up by the young son of a friend of mine many years ago. It is still one of my favorite jokes.) Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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