- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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i can't stand cripple jokes

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

shammmm is a lesbian.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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