- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??