- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

whats 2+2? 4

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

womens rights to vote

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

1 + 1 = 3

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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