What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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