Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

you just contradicted yourself.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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