Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

yo mama's so fat!!!

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

Chuck norris survived rapture.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Hello Braydon

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

Melbourne Football Club.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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