- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

An English man walks into a pub.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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