- Anti Joke

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there