Yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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baskets

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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fkda

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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Land Rovers

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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