Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Women's rights

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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Hello

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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