Bloody kids ...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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liam buchan is gay !

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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whats a dick a dick

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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The cow went moo

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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