Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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