- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

nba live 13

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

want a balloon? yeah

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

wanna hear a joke? no.

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