- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Pickles

Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

mark is mark

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

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