Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

Welcome to die!

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

thumbs up!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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