A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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trumpy trumpy trump

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Knock Knock Yes?

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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