- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Jacob Edwards has friends

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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