The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Okay, So a Cow, a Lumberjack and a Fireman walk into a bar. The cow asks the bartender, "What kind of milk do you have?" The bartender looks confused and asks," Why would a cow want milk?" The cow replies,"I've been producing milk all my life and I've never had a chance to try it. I'd just like some milk." The bartender replies,"Okay we have whole milk, 2%, and skim milk. What'll you have?" The cow says,"Whole milk, I want the whole deal." The bartender obliges. Next the Lumberjack comes up to the bar. The bartender asks, "What'll you have?" The lumberjack asks for some syrup. The bartender inquiries,"What kind of syrup would you like?" The lumberjack answers,"Pure Maple, imitation, or chocolate. All work for me." The bartender turns and pours a shot of pure maple syrup and turns away. Finally the fireman walks up the the bartender and says, "Can I have a glass of water?" The bartender turn and ask inquisitively,"Why?" The fireman quickly replies,"TO PUT OUT THE FIRE!"...

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Spotto

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Wade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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