Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the cheerleader get on Holloween? Raped.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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