larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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Chrissy is funny.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Do you believe this will change?

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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