A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Drunk irish man

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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