What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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Women's rights.

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*spongebob voice* 25

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How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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save water shower with friends

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What is White over Black? Society.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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