Stop being a centipede

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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miley cyrus

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Matty B

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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knock knock who's there police

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is cold? Winter

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