Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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1 Jew XD

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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