- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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That's not what she said.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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