- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.