- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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