Your mums a penis joke.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Womens rights

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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