What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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