- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Yes.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

connor sucks

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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