- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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