why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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