my namew is jd

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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