The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Stephen Walking.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Period Blood

hey guys what's up?

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Welcome To Facebook

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

whats 2+2? 4

minecraft

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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