Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Murder me once, shame on you.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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