A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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