Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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So. The gays. ...

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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Your time.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Woman.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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