what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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You smell like shit

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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( o Y o )

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Darude- Sandstorm

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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drake

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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