- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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