- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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