zebras

thumb_up thumb_down -20

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -22

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

lol this is the best joke ever!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

thumb_up thumb_down -26

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Colby is gay.... thats it

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

thumb_up thumb_down -28

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Dogs

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops