a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Bloody kids ...

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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