Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Women have the right to vote.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

68

thumb_up thumb_down +14

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

thumb_up thumb_down +14

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

thumb_up thumb_down +12

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Seth stock has a large penis

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops