A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Yes.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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connor sucks

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A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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so dont touch it.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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