- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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