- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

fruit salad?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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