- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

Busted? What the hell is going on?

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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