- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

yo mama's so fat!!!

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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