Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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