What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What did the black kid get for his birthday?

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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