- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

I lost my tractor.

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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