- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Your mom.

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I lost my tractor.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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