- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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