ROSS G IS OBESE

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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Straight men can be bronies.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Women's sports.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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