Seth stock has a large penis

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

I have two hands. Some people dont.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

Your mother is a man.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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