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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

If you like this, it will have one extra like

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...