- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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