why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Are you Drew?

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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