Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

i love huge wieners.

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Women's rights.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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