- Anti Joke

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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