why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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soccor

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What is cold? Winter

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womens rights to vote

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