- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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