What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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I'm taken

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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