Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Penisland

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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american government

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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