why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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My name is Harry.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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25

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Penisland

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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