What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Penis

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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