What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Jason Connor.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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