A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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bum sex lol

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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