- Anti Joke

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

PUDDING

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"