So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Justin Beiber

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

where wally? wallys a myth.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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