Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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KKK

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Hi my name is Jim

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Good boy

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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