Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What's black and white and red all over? Colors

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penis

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What did I do last night?work

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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