What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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who is mark

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connor sucks

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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